Top Ten Pornographic Images for Women

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I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers.

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Is that the baby? I'll get her.

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Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I'll bet we'll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.

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I don't want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night.

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I know. Let's take you shoe shopping!

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As long as I have legs to walk on, you'll never have to take out the garbage.

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I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black pepper, and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.

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I like to get these things before I have to be asked.

And the number one pornographic image for women...

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Hold that thought a second. I want to pull over and ask for directions.


LMBO!

Excuse me while I go take a cold shower.

via Jason Rorhblogger