I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers.
Is that the baby? I'll get her.
Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I'll bet we'll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.
I don't want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night.
I know. Let's take you shoe shopping!
As long as I have legs to walk on, you'll never have to take out the garbage.
I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black pepper, and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.
I like to get these things before I have to be asked.
And the number one pornographic image for women...
Hold that thought a second. I want to pull over and ask for directions.
Excuse me while I go take a cold shower.
via Jason Rorhblogger
Thursday, November 8, 2007