Paris Hilton vs Jail - 4 Days to go and counting!

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Paris has until June 5 to turn herself in to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., where she will serve at least 23 days for violating probation by driving with a suspended license.

Oh, I can't wait! I can't wait until the day that this is the top story on all the major news channels. AGAIN!
Why do we give a crap?!!?!?

Paris Hilton: Five Fun Facts

1. Among the tongue-in-cheek "Paris-isms" she relays to wannabe heiresses in her autobiography: "Eat sushi because the coolest and best people eat sushi."
2. Paris Hilton admits to Vanity Fair that she often hears the clicking noises of cameras even when there are no photographers around.
3. Who needs Purina? Out with a group of pals at South Beach restaurant China Grill in 2005, Paris Hilton feeds her Chihuahua Tinkerbell Caesar salad.
4. Because she resembles Mother Teresa, Paris Hilton was placed on a short list to play the Nobel Peace Prize winner in a biopic by Indian film director T. Rajeevnath in 2006.
5. When asked by Canada's National Post what she'd buy with her last five dollars, Paris Hilton answers "a McDonald's Happy Meal."