Email Jokes!

More jokes in my inbox via my Uncle Doug!

Sign of the times?
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:









"YOU GOT MALE!"







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WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses.
I thought the results were pretty interesting:

25% of women think their ass is too fat...

10% of women think their ass is too skinny..

The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.

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Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S.

The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers:

"Don't blow our cover! You're in America now, speak Spanish!"