So what have we learned this year?Do not mess with Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, Yoda or any other Star Wars characters.
Watch out for cheerleaders.
Any legal dispute can be settled with a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Don't teach your dog to drive.
Should your ATM heist go awry, do not set the getaway vehicle on fire.
Garden gnomes are lonely, but strangely literate.
It's probably best not to get drunk and go shopping.
When on the run, hold off on the crack break.
Always make sure you have the right house.
In fact, don’t mess with monkeys at all.
Please don't spray-paint the goats. (Or scatter porn.)
Naked brawls in Waffle Houses never end well.
Fare thee well, Santa's helpers, Gnomey, Winnie the Pooh and Tigger too, a whole lot of underwear, 32 baby Jesuses, Percy the inflatable snowman, 50 Christmas trees, 2,000 hotel towels, Big Blue, gnomes, gnomes, gnomes, Mario Batali’s fancy sausage, 32 pairs of cowboy boots, too many dogs to list, Raggedy Ann and Andy, 40 vibrators and a dildo, a giant inflatable gorilla, a 265-pound fiberglass dinosaur, and a French maid mannequin.