The Burger King Scares Me

I don't know what it is about this guy. Maybe it's because he doesn't talk or something, I dunno. But the Burger King mascot scares the beejeezus out of me.
Really....I get creeped out watching the commercials. The one where the guy opens up the window blinds and "The King" is standing there staring at him from outside. And the one where the guy wakes up with "The King" in bed with him.....I'd have a freaking heart attack if that was me! Burger King really needs to have this guy soften up a little or start talking or something.