Chuck Norris Jokes - Part 3
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’s penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.
Chuck Norris doesn’t consider it sex if the woman lives.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.
Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a field goal in RJ Stadium in
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door.
Superman once watched an episode of
Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris did in fact, build
7 comments:
Chuck Norris IS my father
What a co-inky-dink! He's my father too!
Small world.
Thanks for visiting my blog!
Chuck Norris is not bulletproof. Bullets are not stupid enough to hit Chuck Norris.
Henry Albers
HA! That's a good one, Henry!
Have you seen this Chuck Norris Jokes site? Pretty good!
chuck norris does not sleep... he waits....
When Cuck Norris was born,he came out feet first and roundhouse kicked the doctor in the face.No one delivers Chuck Norris except Chuck Norris
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