Abnormally Normal

PART 11 I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet...

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers. He, who lives by the sword, dies by the ...

PART 10 I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors. Two babies were born on the s...

PART 9 Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts. They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make...

PART 8 I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. ...

Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark. As President Roose...

PART 7 I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate....

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breas...

PART 6 If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the s...

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 6...

I have a first time entry from my cousin, Chelsa. Hi Chels! I highly doubt this is true but it's still funny all the same. This is just ...

Warning About Bacon Grease The question is: Do you cook with bacon grease? We were raised on bacon grease (lard) as kids and even into a...

For my husband.....

Got this in email from Uncle Doug today. I never respond to these things but it fascinates me the things that I come across in email that pe...

I saw the interview with Al Gore last night on Nightline. I pretty much agree with him about the subject of his new book, The Assault on Rea...

One day a farmer's donkey fell into an abandoned well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do...

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN Playb...

1975: Long hair 2007: Longing for hair 1975: KEG 2007: EKG 1975: Acid rock 2007: Acid reflux 1975: Moving to California because it...

A first time entry from my brother...... ~*~Hi Biddy!~*~ If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound...